“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit…what a ride!’”

“I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?” -Ernest Hemingway

Kellen is getting 280 views a day!

Yes, 230 views from  Bright Hub, 40 from Associated Content, and 10 from Ehow.

For more info on how YOU can do this, leave a comment.

Thanks!

The Kautzman Network

I believe it is important to support my brothers. Therefore, you should now watch the funniest infomercial I have ever seen. What does this have to do with writing online you may ask? Well, a phenomenally funny video can drive massive amounts of traffic to your site, which can help transition people from watching to reading.

Good morning people of the world.

Working for an SEO company provides me the unique opportunity to see thousands of web pages a day. This has taught me that successful blogs have a wealth of content. They are like books. Most professional blogs that I see are certainly long, and most often in depth.

The longer...the better, it seems. Therefor, I have to keep creating content for this beautiful blog of mine. The numbers are coming in at approximately 7,000 views each month, and I haven't worked on writing for my personal projects since June.

If were to focus only on Brighthub.com and write similarly to how I do, you would need to write thousands of articles to approach a living wage via writing on Bright Hub alone. What shouldn't be underestimated is the resume power of writing on sites like Bright Hub. Sites that allow online publishing. Because of my 100 publications with Bright Hub I was able to land the job with Las Vegas SEO group, Advise Media.

As a full time SEO professional, I have honed my writing skills to the point where both my blogging and writing have become second nature. Not to mention, Advise Media is growing...quickly.

Dreams do come true....

This is one of our customized mouse pads at Advise Media Group, my current SEO place of employment.

Can you believe that less then one year ago I was dabbling in on-line writing, and now I am doing it full time.

Wow...

Year one party.

On Nov 28th 2009, I began writing online. Since it is now October of 2010 I am coming close to my year one results party. That's write (pun intended)...I'll be throwing a bash for myself to celebrate my current daily average of 250 views through all of my content and my average of $15 a month sitting on my __________. Yes, I know it is a very small victory, but it is an asset, and I like assets.

Asset = money you make doing NOTHING.

When you have enough assets to meet your liabilities you become financially free.

Thanks for reading,

K-Spice

10 Reasons to Keep Living

1. Suicide probably hurts.

2. Being homeless is as close as you'll get to freedom.

3. Some people might actually like you.

4. Coffee is really good.

5. Libraries are free.

6. Your eyes work.

7. You can read English.

8. You have access to the internet.

9. Weed might be legal soon.

10. Life is a roller coaster, don't you want to see what happens next?

More writing from Kellen Kautzman

First Viral Post - 800 views in 6 hours and growing...

10 Reasons to Keep Living is now my first viral post! It is 10 lines long and not that funny. But, hey, what do I care. I wrote it when I was totally annoyed with the world and looking for anything positive.

Funny how things work out!